2 Replies to “Bad jokes wanted”

  1. 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
    Beat it. We’re closed.

    3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
    For fingering a minor.

    4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
    One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

    5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
    He only comes once a year

  2. 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Damn, my shaft’s all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

    Bad Golf jokes

Don't be shy, reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.