Borowitz has a point…again

While written as satire, this absolutely nails the results of the disastrous policies of this malAdministration. I have no idea how these folks sleep at night.  I can only believe they no conscience, no shame, no regard for their fellow human beings. It is beyond my comprehension that after all this, there are people that still support this convicted criminal and obviously incompetent occupant of the White House.

What El puta pendejo has done to the White House is simply a microcosm of what he is doing to the United States.

May Kumugwe save us all.

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C.R.A.P.

Just to be clear, the background picture is by 18th century Dutch painter, Aert Schouman, possibly a self portrait.  Or so AI tells me.  AI also identified it as a meme currently circulating.  I won’t get into the fact that the definition of meme has changed from its coinage in the late 20th century to its current usage as crap circulating on the Internet.  Language evolves and changes.

May Deep Thought save us all.

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The Stupidity Pandemic

There is a lot of food for thought in this video.

It has struck me for sometime now that folks are more than willing to outsource their cognitive work to computers or other people.  With the invasion of AI (Artificial Intelligence), things are only going to get worse, much worse.

And no, the irony of my finding this video on YouTube is on not lost on me.  After all there is a reason that the YouTube rabbit hole is a well known phenomenon. Nor is the irony of the authors of this video pushing their other videos to keep you engaged.  Nor is the irony of my silly little blog screaming into the black hole of cyberspace, although I try very hard to keep my facts straight.

If you saw any of the Alien movies you will remember the Facehugger aliens. I am not sure there is a lot of difference between them and our cell phones.

Although I worked in technology for 30 years, I am beginning to feel more and more that we have opened up Pandora’s box with computers.

And so it should not go.

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My 4th of July Conundrum

Well, maybe not a real conundrum as I have only celebrated the holiday sporadically.  Every few years I will go to a fireworks display, usually at the suggestion of someone else.  Although when I lived in Tulsa, my apartment complex was right on the Arkansas River.  Every year they had a fireworks display put on from a bridge about a 5-minute walk from my apartment.  I simply stepped out onto to my patio to watch.  The last few years we have stayed home as Prancess Lily is so terrified of fireworks that Robin does not want to leave her alone.  When the muchachos were younger we made a little bigger deal of it, but those times have passed.

My problem is this.  This is the semiquincentennial of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.  Normally, I would think this grand and a cause for celebration.  However, El puta pendejo aka the current occupant of the now defaced White House, is dead set on making this event about him. A real President might be the head cheerleader of such a celebration, but he/she would step aside and let the celebration be the most important thing.  Given the current state of this country, I see no reason to be celebrating.  (I started to write our country, but I feel like my country has been taken away from me.)  The United States of America, as currently manifested, is not a country to be lauded. Maybe there is a way out of this depressing morass, but if the billionaire’s puppet known as the Republican Party and the Religious Right have their way it is only going to get worse.

The 250th anniversary of our country is feeling more and more like another thing that Cadet Bone Spur has put his reverse Midas touch on. And I certainly do not want to celebrate anything Trumpian.

And so it should not go.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #7,863

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

My moment of terror:

There I was lying wide awake in our king size bed, staring at the ceiling, listening to Señora and the The Wee Dog breathing, but in not rhythm.  Then it suddenly dawned on me, I was THAT guy!

Ouch.

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Random Thoughts During Breakfast

Life is like frying an egg.  When you want the yolk to stay whole, it breaks.  When you are frying the egg, say for a sandwich, the yolk stays intact, forcing you to break it. Life, you frequently get what you do not want, or you need to make it happen.

As I was washing my dishes after consuming my homemade Egg McMuffin, I was watching the crew mow and trim the neighbor’s yard. It was a mix crew of Latinos and Blancos – for lack of a better word. The Latinos had on wide brim hats. One had the hat with the flap covering the neck.  They also had on long sleeve shirts. The Blanco had no hat and wore short sleeves. Persons with dark skin do not want to get darker, but the Blanco did not mind.  We all want to be something we are not.

Just as an aside, I had a coworker whose wife worked at Washington University here in St. Louis. WU is widely considered one of the dozen best schools in the country.  He lent me a book by Kimberly Jade Norwood, Washington University professor of law and African & African American studies. Her book on skin color bias is: Color Matters: Skin Tone Bias and the Myth of a Postracial America.

A couple other random thoughts I have had while doing repetitive or mundane tasks:

Luxury brands because we are all insecure and need validation.

Pets – especially dogs – because we are all lonely and need a friend. Or possibly social media because we are all lonely and need a friend.

And so it goes.

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,638

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

The only time I really look at myself is when I am shaving in the morning as it is almost impossible to do a good job shaving without peering in a mirror.  The rest of time I prefer to not see the old man glaring at me in the looking glass.

This morning, for some reason, I focused on the nearly bilaterally symmetrical wrinkles I have developed at the corners of  my mouth that descend vertically, almost darting under my chin. They are even more prominent as my resting face mouth is a bit of a frown.

To me they appear to be the lines similiar to the mouth of a ventriloquist’s dummy or that of a puppet that allow the opening and closing of that orifice.

All of which started me wondering, who is pulling my strings?

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #5,905

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.





Stephen Miller, Jared Kushner, Mark Zuckerberg,  Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos while they do not look exactly alike, they do look very similar.

Coincidence?

I am beginning to believe they are from the same alien race. Kokopelli only knows how they reproduce on their planet or in their dimension, but they all appear to be brood mates. They all appear to be from a species that feeds on the misery of others, from a species that their need to consume this form of substance knows no bounds.  There cannot be too much misery in the world for them and their insatiable appetites .

Wait, you are telling me they cannot be aliens as they have birth certificates.  Well, Obama‘s supposed birth in Hawaii   is proof that birth certificates can be forged.

Perhaps AI can help us come up with a facial template to identify these unwanted visitors.  Wait.  Are you trying to tell me AI is also an import from this same extraterrestrial source? Time to duck and cover.

And so it should not be.

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The Year I Almost Went to The Masters – A repost

I just finished watching what is one of my favorite golf tournaments, The Masters.  I bounce back and forth between this tournament and the Open (British Open), usually played in Scotland.   I thought it a good time to repost this article. 

When I moved back to Oklahoma from Rhode Island I went to work for Coburn Optical.  Their main line of business is the manufacturing of the machines that other companies use to modify lenses to mount in eye glasses.  They also have a division that takes orders to modify and mount lenses.  I was young, still working on my education, and my work experience had been in restaurants, factories and warehouses.  I was a warehouse man there.  I worked there from 1973 to 1976, leaving to move to Oklahoma City to pursue my educational goals.

My father had left his position with Kaman Aerospace and moved back to Muskogee, OK where my mother had been living for a while.  Looking around for a job he found one with Coburn and started there shortly after I left.  He moved up rapidly and after a while was managing the division that prepared lenses for other companies.  Part of his responsibilities involved making Continue reading “The Year I Almost Went to The Masters – A repost”

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

A friend made the following comment to me:

“For years I have tried to decipher humanity and figure out if we suffer the Arrogance of Ignorance, or the Ignorance of Arrogance.”

That comment was followed up by a very polemic comment about the current political situation in these here United States of America.  Although I do not know why, since I am way beyond worrying about hurting the feelings of tRump supporters, I am refraining from adding it to to this post.

His poser is a conundrum that I do not have an answer to.

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